Things I Hate


Check it—middle-class white kids need to stop talking like rappers, feel me, yo? MTV-inspired street slang might save you from a beatdown by the nizzles in the hizzle, but try that shit on a job application and your ass’ll get punk’d. Will Smith dumped the Fresh Prince schtick and got nominated for an Academy Award. Vanilla Ice insisted on playing every black card in the deck and he went out like a sucka. Coincidence? Not this day and time, my nigga.

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