Lance has won seven Tours, but skepticism regarding the veracity of those victories has always lingered because he lost one of his testicles to cancer. Had Lance pedaled the French countryside with two nuts like every other juiced-up freak, his results might have been very different. If rumors regarding Lance's swordsmanship with the ladies can be believed, his balls are enormous. What kind of weight advantage did the testy Texan enjoy over his full-sacked rivals? Unfortunately, the world may never know, and none of the suckle thighs that Lance has boned over the years has stepped to the podium to share details of her experience.

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