Turns out I can't. Unless, of course, you're willing to count this treatment for my new sitcom:
"Virgin Harry"
After performing an appendectomy on a third-world hermaphrodite, the volunteer doctor catheterizes his patient with a dirty hose. Traces of the previous patient's bodily fluids impregnate the genetic freak. The resulting divine conception sends his village into chaos. Hilarity ensues…
I did it—an original idea with ten words to spare. Should I add a wisecracking negro housekeeper whose best friend is a talking donkey for broader comic effect, or simply let the usual absurdities move the plot?
2 comments:
mcgoo.
you've always been your own worst enemy. how do you underestimate yourself so...? call me anytime that fragile little thing you call an ego needs a boost. i'll stroke you like...... um... i won't go there. i got your back!
dave freimuth.
keep writing! i wanna learn more of the plot...
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