11.12.2008

Open Letter to My Friends in The Bike Biz:


Somebody send this man a bicycle that fits. He's a media darling, so I know you'll get good press. The poor bastard appears to be riding his wife's Trek, and he looks like a bear on a unicycle. Send him a pump while you're at it—his rear tire's going flat.

Here's his address:

POTUS
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington, DC


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2 comments:

Green Laker said...

Trek's got a deal with the Secret Service. Look for him to be riding at least a 19" frame once spring rolls around.

-Holmes

ohitson said...

lol