Tonight I was stalked and accosted by a pedal-powered rent-a-cop while walking my 20-pound dog on a public sidewalk adjacent to a large office building across the street from my home. Willis was sniffing for the perfect spot to shit when Officer Friendly bellowed his instructions in a commanding voice, "Do not let your dog use the bathroom on this property!"
Unperturbed, Willis dropped a loaf while I made light of the situation with the old saw, "You aren't going to shoot me with that walkie-talkie, are you," to which the rent-a-cop replied, "No, but if you attack me…"
What I did next rendered the security guard speechless:
I laughed in his face.
"No, but if you attack me…"
Come on—are you kidding me?
1 comment:
Haha... then he let you take his picture? That dude looks like he thinks he's going to be attacked.
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