Now that you’re flossing the 6X FUBU velour running suit and patent-leather Jordan XXI kicks, please tighten your drawstring so we don’t have to see your boxer shorts and your bony ass. Ditto every high-school thug in size 48 Dickies and an Iron Cross studded metal belt. Lumberjacks don’t wear Timberland boots, and neither should anyone named Bow Wow, Big Boi or Ludacris. They call them “fitted” baseball caps for a reason—try wearing one that doesn’t cover your earlobes.
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