12.23.2009

Things I Hate

Anonymous Comment Posting

It's cyber blowback most foul. Some blogger whose identity is almost always known (vanity, thy name is WordPress) opens a post and his soul to feedback, only to suffer the following indignity:

Scrilla666

That's rad!!!!!

AYB

I really wanted a pony when I was a kid, but dad insisted I stop acting like a queer and join the ROTC. I'm not sure why the old man thought bathing with dudes would straighten me out, but I can field strip a weapon like nobody's business. Paging Dr. Freud!

Tom

Thanks for explaining the etymology of "snoodling. Now if I could just get my junk out of this Dyson…

Anonymous

That's gay. Your fuckin retarded

Anonymous comments are chickenshit, and anyone who posts them is a douchebag.

If something is worth saying, it's worth signing.

Sack up and sign your venomous rhetoric, pussy.

Sincerely yours,

Harold McGruther


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2 comments:

Fashion Serial Killer with Glasses said...

wait a second.. you do it all the time on my blog HAHHA..

oh and you should correct that guy's grammar-it should be "you're" not "your"

xoxoxo

Flatironmike said...

Amen, Brother.

Sincerely,

F I M