Old Wave

Blondie's Deborah Harry…

+ Missing Persons' Dale Bozzio…

= The Sounds' Maja Ivarsson

There's a special place on my iPod under "Girls I'd Like to Fuck" where I keep my favorite new wave bands. All of them are fronted by chicks, so it makes perfect sense. I rue the day I missed seeing Blondie in Fort Lauderdale in 1980. Deborah Harry was dirty and sexy and unique. 

I partied with Dale Bozzio and her bandmates at Denver International Airport in 1982, and by "party" I mean I got her autograph on a Penthouse magazine during a layover. Mrs. Bozzio was tiny and perky and cool.

Maja Ivarsson and her band The Sounds are playing in SoCal this summer, but I will miss them, too. I refuse to pay 90 bucks to see the leggy Swede open for Gwen Stefani and No Doubt. My old girlfriend Theresa went to high school with Mrs. Gavin Rossdale, and from what she could recall, the OC Madonna wannabe was a bitch.

I like my pop tarts with less sass and more ass.


1 comment:

MrVolcher35 said...

About 15 years ago I went to a Deborah Harry concert and met her back stage lets just say by the next day I wasn't a virgin anymore