On the day when Matt said he would visit, I fired up the Sporty and took her for one last joyride just to blow the cobwebs off her blunt prow. After organizing the title and registration, I did something you only see in a Steven Seagal movie: I hid my loaded .357 magnum beneath a scarf on the shelf beside my bike's paperwork in my home office. Given my typical laissez faire attitude toward personal safety, this armor-piercing survival strategy seemed totally out of character. What was I afraid of—Matt and Jeff would steal my bike and beat me to death with a shovel?
After some long-winded pitching on my part and more than a fair share of shit-eating grins on his, Matt and I exchanged cash for pink slips without incident. Thankfully, no shots were fired, and another young, hip motorcycle fan has entered the custom-bike fold. Thanks for your interest, Matt, and good luck with the Smokin' Gun.

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