J. Lo’s ass. Demi’s cradle robbing. Clinton’s penis. Britney’s baby. Oprah’s fried Twinkie diet. Humanity’s obsession with pulp journalism has reached terminal velocity. Elvis is alive and well and was seen eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches with JFK and Bat Boy at a Luby’s in Kalamazoo. Tom Cruise’s boy toy tells all. Imperial Wizards of the KKK are financing a smear campaign aimed at Barrack Obama and The King of Pop. If our collective appetite for the senseless and insipid doesn’t abate, here’s a headline from The World News that’ll surely captivate all the soccer moms and NASCAR dads in the queue at Wal-Mart:
DARWIN’S GHOST TURNS HUMAN BRAINS INTO SHIT FROM THE GRAVE
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